LET US REJUICE IN THIS

pizza:

I always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

[12:54:01 AM] Himeyaeyayeay: dont run cause town is getting ugly :c
[12:54:50 AM] Loco Juice Box: but
[12:54:54 AM] Loco Juice Box: got places to go to
[12:55:17 AM] Emily: I am sick and tired of these motherfucking mosquitos in my motherfucking house
[12:55:24 AM] Loco Juice Box: Wtf
[12:55:29 AM] Loco Juice Box: Wait.
[12:55:32 AM] Loco Juice Box: IRL?
[12:55:53 AM] Loco Juice Box: And let me know when gate is open
[12:56:07 AM] Emily: si
[12:56:15 AM] Himeyaeyayeay: open
[12:56:44 AM] Himeyaeyayeay: dont run or i’ll cremate your body and use it as fertilizer
[12:57:02 AM] Emily: animal crossing is serious business
[12:57:11 AM] Loco Juice Box: What happened to being a fun game, man?

I hate to sweat. I hate to sweat i hate to sweat ihatetosweat

inbetweenmyfrivolity:

Do you ever have a character where every time they make an appearance you just

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer